May 2013
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May 18th
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potatoandotherwise: prettylittledwighthoustonlover: potatoandotherwise: BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, MADONNA, WAY BEFORE NIRVANA, THERE WAS U2 AND BLONDIE, AND MUSIC STILL ON MTV, HER TWO KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL TELL HER THAT SHE’S UNCOOL BUT SHE’S STILL PRETTY PREOCCUPIED WITH You were waiting for this weren’t you I waited my entire Tumblr career for this.
May 18th
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cumberbatch-lorette: danglingthpider: whyamisorandom: touch me like you touch your keyboard crying
May 18th
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May 18th
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We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater. It also came with a little hat. My cat hates me.
May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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So I help teach a first grade classroom and they have something called morning message where they’re given a writing prompt and obviously have to write as best as they can about it. Today was a free write day, so they could write about anything. One boy in the back of the room chose to write about another boy in the class and the fact that he was his best friend. I had him share his work...
May 17th
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uggatrip: when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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lynzave: geezjenner: lynzave: I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA COVERED IN ECTOPLASM  AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once I was a C...
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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bloomin-eck: efferescent: remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom oh yes her date did too That is actually kind of awesome. 
May 17th
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hetaliagirl104: This is for an assignment that is due tomorrow. Reblog if you think that Harry Potter should NOT be on the banned books list because it features Magic, sets bad examples, and because of dark themes.  Thanks.
May 17th
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yourbones: somegirlnamedkaitlyn: My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent? Nailed it.
May 17th
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May 17th
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tumbler-teen: who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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balloonney: teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them and think the video is broken when it stops to load “well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead” “work in pairs”
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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icouldntfindanyotherusername: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city  SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES. YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST
May 16th
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May 16th
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poopflow: a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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ponyboycurtisnt: WHENEVER I GET SUPER DOWN I JUST READ 10 PAGES OF ERIN’S BLOG AND MY LIFE GETS BOOSTED TEN THOUSAND LEVELS HIGHER D’aww stop it you
May 16th
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earthnation: people who have the same name as me are competition 
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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fairhelenaravenclaw: I have been laughing at this sentence for at least 15 minutes
May 16th
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danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync.
May 16th
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May 16th
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therealhorusszahhak: This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
May 16th
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