the girl

aguamentis:

gargoylesarecool:

ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too.

did you mean band directors

Band directors ask you to tell them the latest gossip and implore you to explain to them why person A is dating person B and tell you that they would have never imagined them becoming a couple.
Then they ask you about your love life and it all gets really awkward from there.
But seriously band directors are like the adult best friend you never thought you would have…ever.

(Source: johncest, via shit-myteachersays)

haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

(Source: stevebrule, via fairhelenaravenclaw)

fakehighschoolboyfriend:

a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:

“i never knew you wanted to join the military”

“why are you getting married”

“that’s an awful tattoo”

“what am i doing for the rest of my life”

“how will i afford deodorant in college”

“why can’t i graduate already”

“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”

(via clarinet-geek)

when people say that they read a book before it became popular by becoming a movie

Thank you, I will gladly accept this award. My name is Erin and I am not a big piece of shit :)

(Source: smilingemoticon, via heyfunniest)